Cachinnate: To express amusement, mirth, or scorn by emitting loud, inarticulate sounds: cackle, guffaw, laugh.

Bollocks! O Callooh! O Callay! Cats! Criminy! Fiddledeedee! Heehaw! Jeez! Pshaw! Yuk-yuk! Zounds!

Caducous: Shedding at an early stage of development.

The first sign of senility is the loss of humorlessness.

Caffeinism: A toxic condition marked by elevated blood pressure, rapid breathing, heart palpitations, and insomnia, caused by excessive ingestion of coffee and other caffeine-containing substances.

Let's go now, right now, not later, not next time, not next month, I mean what'cha waiting for, another dance, another chance?

Camus, Albert: French writer whose works concern the absurdity of the human condition.

"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession."

Chinook: 1. A Native American people relocated to western Washington. 2. An unseasonably warm wind. 3. A jargon of Native American and European words used for trade, conversion, and treaty negotiations.

1. The first sign of entropy, as in the diaspora of a critical mass. 2. A certain uneasiness, a dread. 3. A prototypical motorhome or military transport helicopter.

"Gad, Lord Beaverton is right. This League of Nations is a big sham. Why, it's nearly all foreigners."

Conation: The aspect of mental processes or behavior directed toward action or change and including impulse, desire, volition, and striving.

A principal characteristic of the human race is its unbridled craving for saturated fat.

Contumacy:  Obstinate or contemptuous resistance to authority; stubborn rebelliousness

A principal characteristic of the human race is its

reflexive refusal to sit down.

Couvade: A practice in certain cultures in which the husband of a woman in labor takes to his bed as though he were bearing the child.

A principal characteristic of the human race is its unimpeded instinct to run back into the burning village.